netbuzz writes: "Oh, sure, nitpickers will argue that it wasn't Twitter that actually caused the fire in IT analyst Curt Monash's kitchen, but there's no doubt that the flames broke out as he was exchanging tweets with Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge, a.k.a. Kunta Kinte, a.k.a. actor LeVar Burton. Confronted with his role in the blaze, Burton channels Jackie Chiles to deny any legal responsibility.
chareverie writes: "In a column Chuck Norris wrote for WorldNetDaily, Chuck Norris asserts that if Texas were to secede from the Union, that he may run to be the president of Texas. Norris writes, "That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state" and "Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that.""