Best response that anyone could make. Besides, we all know that turning him into Iron Man would have been a better choice.
Christmas shopping is performed on Dec. 24th, after dinner.
I hereby revoke your guy card. All guys know that Christmas shopping is done on the 26th, after spending the night locked out of the house, with things found at the local convenience store.
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail