Or have a "deadman switch" trigger a script to update it with preset/random stuff, or have some prankster update it for you: http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...
e.g. Justin Morg: Oops... Looks like I'm dead. Damn... :(
Tuesday at 10:00pm
Justin Morg likes 10 ways to tell that you are really dead
Tuesday at 10:02pm
Justin Morg: Anyone have a res handy? Urgent!
Justin Morg needs a resurrection! Give him one and you'll get HadesVille points!
Tuesday at 10:13pm via HadesVille
Justin Morg: Where's the restore from quick-save option when you really really need it. Sigh...
Tuesday at 10:17pm
Justin Morg: On the bright side, I guess I don't have to show up for work tomorrow :) @Boss.
Tuesday at 10:20pm
Justin Morg: Hmm, wonder what time the funeral will be tomorrow. I'd hate to be late ;). Haha I kill me sometimes (but not this time, it was Professor Plum with the candlestick!).
Tuesday at 10:32pm
Justin Morg: I guess I'll call it a night, no point doing the graveyard shift, don't want to be like a zombie tomorrow...
Tuesday at 10:50pm
Justin Morg: Good morning! I'm up! OK not so good and not so up. Oh well. At least the mortician made me smile, put stitches in my side too.
Wednesday at 7:30am
Justin Morg likes What's worse than waking up early in the morning? Not waking up at all!
Wednesday at 7:32am
Justin Morg: I guess I'll skip breakfast, no stomach for it today... But I'd die for a cup of coffee :p.
Wednesday at 7:35am
Justin Morg: Wow, people are actually coming to my funeral!
Wednesday at 8:43am
Justin Morg likes a minute of silence
Wednesday at 9:01am
Justin Morg: Aww don't cry... OK so I'll really be forever in your debt, but hey I did say the payback's gonna be "out of this world" right? XD
Wednesday at 9:05am
Justin Morg likes The Sweet By and By
Wednesday at 9:10am
Justin Morg: @MaryNotMarried now's the time to ask that pesky aunt "When's your turn" just like she does to you at weddings... Haha!
Wednesday at 9:13am
Justin Morg likes short sermons and even shorter skirts
Wednesday at 9:20am
Justin Morg: ok Human Torch time!
Wednesday at 9:30am
Justin Morg: getting kinda warm in here... I hate stupid ties and suits.
Wednesday at 9:35am
Justin Morg: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Wednesday at 9:37am
Justin Morg: Flame on!
Wednesday at 9:40am
Justin Morg: The ultimate fat burning program... Watch the pounds melt away. And never come back- 100% guaranteed!
Wednesday at 9:45am
Justin Morg: ok I guess I can fit in that sexy "size nothing" urn now... Check out my new curves... Hey guys, I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding! Don't look like you've just seen a ghost.
Wednesday at 9:55am
Justin Morg: It is very dark. I wonder if grues eat ashes.
Wednesday at 10:00am