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Journal Journal: A geeky, Catholic, pro-life plan to reduce GCC 4

They tell us global climate change is caused by atmospheric carbon. Based on plant ability to sequester atmospheric carbon, I suggest the following methodology for sequestering carbon away from the environment for long periods of time.
  1. Plant native, drought resistant, edible plants on every available surface with sun. They need to be native and drought resistant because they will only be watered with rain.
  2. Have lots of babies. At least 10 children per family, whenever possible.
  3. Encourage the mortal sin of gluttony. Ideally everybody should die of an obesity related illness and should weigh in at over 200 lbs at death.
  4. Discourage cremation at death, encourage full body ground burial in metal caskets encased in concrete to prevent accumulated carbon from escaping back into the atmosphere.
  5. Close sections of graveyards when full, and plant native drought resistant edible plants on top of the graves, to accumulate more carbon for sequestration.
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Journal Journal: 170419 (almost)

Took a leap of faith and left my bags buried under a freeway overpass. This gives me the mobility to walk around. The world is a nasty place these days. The security guard is everywhere. If you didn't arrive in a car, park in the lot, and make your way to the front door then you are a person of special interest. Especially if you look homeless. There are plenty of pretendo homeless people, fakes. Rich kids on the street because they like it, they've been assigned there, or they don't want to go f*ck their dog and make the next million dollars to get out of it. The security guard doesn't care. Especially if you don't look like a pretendo or a fake. Especially if you look like a real homeless person. You must go, now, and never come back. Wherever you go you must die. If we ever see you again then we have the right to wait for you around the corner and jump you from the blind side. You cannot be here.

If the security guards had you on a list it wouldn't be any worse. You are a person of special interest if they have "seen this individual before". Believe that! If they have so much as seen you before, taken note of you, put your description down on a sheet of paper and faxed it to security guard intl central, then the next time they see you they will be on you from a mile off, with guns drawn. Display your shopping list and your monetary tender held up high on the way and then you have TWO MINUTES. You have two minutes and then they're coming back in for you.

Can a homeless person get some civil rights? Property? I don't think you have the property rights that you're claiming. First, all of this for LEASE land never has a security guard. The overhead landowner never (or most often) plants a security guard on for lease or negotiable space. In the event of a large store, warehouse, department store, grocery store, then likely they have a parking lot crew and a security guard. But many of these strip malls, plazas, etc., they don't actually sublet any sort of landowner rights to hire a security guard. The largest business in the building calls for a security guard, the security agency just goes with it, and the security guard then proceeds to take over the entire block and anything in sight from there. Property? Get the hell back to the single doorplate that called in to hire you and I really don't think that doorplate had the property rights to hire you to begin screaming "YOU CAN'T BE HERE BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE".

Can a homeless person get some civil rights?

Well, the truth is, it's all a cover up for doggy sex perverts and child sex trade. Rich people trust fund babies and outright millionaires.

I have two questions, one for each candidate.

Mr. Trump, do you and the other wealthy people in the world participate in mockeries of sex acts with dogs for money and purchase children for sex?

Mrs. Clinton, do you and the other women of the world have three hands? ... I guess that's why the nation elected Trump. They'd rather talk about the money then the babies.

http://mapfortu.wikidot.com/
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And after all these years off the public main boards, why is my karma still tanked at terrible? Is this some sort of account farming hate cult? It's only been like six years since I've been posting public comments. Doesn't the karma float back to neutral?

Fucking faggits.

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Journal Journal: 170418 (budz)

j0 t4i5 is l33t-h4x0rz.h. 25k for j00 to pwn4g3 teH w3rld. hooks and tricks to be included, 465 tetris building blocks that work on nearly any platform that uses it.

you are a re-rolled sack of sh*t. those ones have three hands and are x-tra k-leet perfect.

you have the same 20 thousand mile chance as anybody else. predestination takes it all to hell.

BUT WHAT OF CAPITAL LETTERS?

You don't get any. You are a walking talking brain stem. a runt. The world has been scripted since capital letters, and then given over to you under the shift key exemption. Oh, yeah, and you can use CAPS LOCK.

pffft.

8th plague, thunder and HAIL!

9th plague, wander in darkness with lots of excuses and nobody knows.

10th plague, the voice of the LORD.

Rich people, trust fund babies, and millionaires are all dogsex pedophiles. One session with dog, about 1 million. One child for carnal pleasure, about 300k. Buy too many kids and live a ghetto fantasy until the next million bucks. Everything else is financed under 100 thousand.

This world is a farm. Start walking.

HiLJ
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Journal Journal: ACLU T-Shirts... 11

The ACLU is selling T-Shirts with their logo that says "Dissent is Patriotic".

That's adorable.

Especially after telling us over the last 8 years that dissent was racist.
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Journal Journal: Like Owen Wilson in Armageddon 7

So the Fuckhead Of The United States is having literally the worst first month of a presidential term and his big idea is a 2020 campaign rally in fucking Florida this weekend?

Oughtta just nuke the whole country, it's the only way to be sure at this point. Fucking Yanks.

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Journal Journal: Javascript Frameworks are Broken 1

Hint for any advertising-supported blog or news site: Cut back on the number of your Javascript framework supported advertisements.

Yes, the average client computer has more than 4GB of memory nowadays, but that doesn't mean people's browsers can re-download the same framework elements 20,000 times and hope that the article they're trying to read will ever load.

Instead, use static, text and image based adverts. If you must have animation, use animated GIF. Stop abusing the memory resources of the viewers of your websites.

In the end, more page views will translate to more clicks, even with older technology.

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Journal Journal: Smart Watch suggestions? 4

My watch has bought the proverbial farm. Usually this means that the strap has broken in a way that makes it difficult (if not impossible) to repair. In this case, the strap was part of the body and it tore straight through.

Do not feel bad for my watch, as it has served me well for several years. Considering how things are made these days, I see this as a Good Thing. It is not unusual for me to replace my watch every three to five years.

At any rate, I'm on the market for a Smart Watch. I'm aiming for the US$150.00 price range. I understand the maxim of "you get what you pay for", so the el Cheapo $20 ones from China are out of the question. This being my first Smart Watch, I want to get a good idea what they are capable of doing versus what I'll actually use it for, so I don't want to drop $200 or more on it.

I'd like something that lets me change the face (analog or digital display), maybe weather updates and/or text notices are a plus.

If it matters, my phone is an Android.

Do any of you have any suggestions that I could consider?

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Journal Journal: Gorsuch 6

When Gorsuch was confirmed to the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, he was done so unanimously.

NOT A SINGLE DEMONRAT SENATOR VOTED AGAINST HIM.

So take the perpetually outraged, professional (ie, paid by Soros) Left's vitriol against him with a grain of salt.

Facts

Speaking of which... why is it that when the Koch Brothers donate money to candidates it's a grave assault on our democracy but when Soros pays minions to riot we get the lecture about how dissent is patriotic*?

* Dissent is treason when there's a Demonrat in the White House. Remember, when there's a Demonrat President THE OFFICE MUST BE RESPECTED NO MATTER WHAT!!

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Journal Journal: This is tremendous... 7

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-executive-order-slash-regulations-151135855--business.html

I voted for Ted Cruz in the primary, but if this is how Trump plans to govern I'm really going to start liking the guy.

Directing Executive Agencies to start cutting regulations via Executive Order?

EXCELLENT. This is how executive orders should be used; telling executive branch agencies to get their act together.

Hiring Freeze on Bureaucrats?

EXCELLENT!

Temporarily stopping entry of people from Terrorist hot-beds as defined by Obama and Congress until we can get a true vetting process so we don't import another Dzhokhar Tsarnaev?

WELL DONE.

I know the liberals around here don't like that, but:
* Federal Law allows the President to do this
* Obama did it to Iraqis; so I have to ask, dear liberals, Where was your hand wringing and gnashing of teeth then?

Now Trump needs to nominate a Scalia-type Justice to the Supreme Court and get that National Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act through.

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Journal Journal: Keep fucking that chicken 2

A warning for Trump:

You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole,

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Journal Journal: "Don't be rude. YOU ARE FAKE NEWS" 22

I honestly don't think I'll get tired of watching President Trump smack the MSM over the next 8 years.

And "fake news" has been a huge problem ever since the days of Dan Rather's "fake, but accurate" George W. Bush AWOL fake memo.

... and considering now you've got Buzzfeed and CNN getting trolled by 4chan about a fake story involving Trump hiring prostitutes to urinate on a bed in Russia -- something so obviously fake it's laughable, and yet -- I know lefties who believe it happened -- which is kind of the point. Tell the lie often enough and it'll stick a little. The MSM is no londer interested in facts, only to do whatever they can to further the leftist narrative. Right, Ezra and the JournoListers? Leni Reifenstahl approves of your tactics.

But Trump verbally smacking Acosta and CNN?

I enjoyed that. It's about time someone rubbed their noses in it. Go Donald!

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