Ahhhhhh. That's better.
I think that l337 speak, especially when written by obviously unsk1ll3d early teens who overestimate everything about themselves, is still a potentially rich comedic vein. Slashdot could really benefit from more of this.
Any suggestions on where to take this character are welcome. I just ask that you please don't post AC if you don't mind. I need to know if it's someone trustworthy like Subject Line Troll or PhysicsGenius, or if it's someone not fit to wipe my boots on, like the accursed NanoGator.
We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a clever but highly unmotivated trick. -- Howard Anton, "Elementary Linear Algebra"