Ahhhhhh. That's better.
I think that l337 speak, especially when written by obviously unsk1ll3d early teens who overestimate everything about themselves, is still a potentially rich comedic vein. Slashdot could really benefit from more of this.
Any suggestions on where to take this character are welcome. I just ask that you please don't post AC if you don't mind. I need to know if it's someone trustworthy like Subject Line Troll or PhysicsGenius, or if it's someone not fit to wipe my boots on, like the accursed NanoGator.
There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.