Double-plus good 1
It stops some autoplays, but many still play.
... of the trillions of endless assertions on the internet which neither create any nor meet any equal and opposite force, since they have no causal effect on reality. To resolve this discrepancy of pent-up psychodimensional energy, the universe has willed into existence such a drive tapping into a transdimensional energy portal releasing the pent-up energy of those assertions, thereby preventing a massive buildup which would eventually cause such a huge catastrophic explosion so as to render reality as we know it utterly destroyed.
Ah, the Universe.
... human overlords.
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" -- Lily Tomlin