"If there was a company that made a "professional, commercial" Linux-type OS that could run all Windows programs natively..."
To which the AC responded:
"Where would you like your 5 copies of Mac OS X sent?"
Brian Ross has a disturbing story about pre-crime investigations and deeply invasive profiling by the New York and New Jersey State Police and Federal Governments. These are the fruits of warantless domestic spying on church organizations and the reports are written to justify more of the same.
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.