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Submission + - I fill my fuel tank when . . .

OhHellWithIt writes:
  • The low-fuel indicator comes on.
  • The needle reaches the point where I lose my nerve.
  • The engine stops running.
  • The reading is below one-half.
  • My parents give me gas money.
  • You insensitive clod! My fuel gauge is broken!

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