IN SOVIET RUSSIA
invariably gets Score: -1, whereas any post involving Clippy, even when it is completely off-topic, gets Score: 5, Funny. Some examples:
AFTER THE FORTY-SECOND-THOUSANDTH TIME, IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!!
All Clippy comments modded as "Funny" will be M2'ed by me as "Unfunny." You have been warned.
Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is doing it.