Let them get obese, alcoholic, and watch the katrashians on TV. That's what they deserve.
Isn't that a little harsh? I mean I cringed when the tortured Picard, but they did eventually release Bajor back to its rightful owners.
Drill a small hole into a fire-resistant safe where your power and SCSI/IDE/SATA/USB/ETH cables go, then put your drives in there.
For extra safety, block up any gaps around the cables with newspaper or alcohol soaked cloth.
And don't be afraid to get in there with a lit match or a lighter to ensure that you have everything patched tight.
If you want to make an Apples to apples comparison (pun intended) when talking about jobs
Was the "jobs" pun intended as well?
Double pun, if we add in the pornography industry.
Life: Fight, Eat, Fuck, Sleep
It doesn't get any simpler...
Not necessarily in that order. Also, I have married friends that have replaced sleep with offspring, and fucking with more fighting. Apparently there is wiggle room.
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks.