This is another one of my favorite comments! Win, sir!
Also, congratulations, I explained the NPA-NXX number porting capabilities on my blog for you! Have fun.
I'm not exactly sure what your point is other than his friend Mark (me) has a number in Austin, which is not exactly fishy considering a) I live in Austin b) Kevin lives in Austin.
I wonder if I'll get an achievement for writing in my journal...
The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.