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Journal Journal: Tombstone

This journal is still very dead, and so shall it remain. If you do not know where to go, email me and ask.
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Journal Journal: Hi.

You probably want my blog.

It's here.
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Journal Journal: gmail

gmail is good, but overrated. no, I won't give you an invite, and yes, I hate you
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Journal Journal: blah

I hate weblogs, but for not-leave-stuff-blank's sake I thought I should just put something here.
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Journal Journal: And so this becomes my blog...

Well, after almost 6 months of being registered here, I finally decided to post. I came here, as it was Spring Break and I was bored as hell. Oddly enough, though, I decided to start posting when school started back. :P

And so my not-so-good review/ranting page begins...

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: I Hate You All

Testing 1-2-3. Stuff smells.



Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds were hiking in the woods one day. They camped by a stream for the night.

In the middle of the night, Linus woke BillG up.

"Hey, Bill, what do you see?" asked Torvalds.

Bill leaned up on his elbows and thought.

"I see an infinite number of marketing opportunities around every star above us. I see a computer running Windows on every spacedesk in every spaceship of every spacelane. I see Microsoft growing aeternally and promising new solutions for each new millennium."

"Are you finished?" demanded Linus.

"Yeah."

"In that case, I would like to call your attention to the fact that someone has stolen our tent!"

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