Did you smuggle yourself into this country illegally?
Lots of illegals come legally and overstay their visas. But the Great Wall of Texas will solve everything.
There are a lot of people who want to give you a driver's license,
If people are going to be driving anyway, I want to make sure they know how.
the right to vote,
and free health insurance.
Citation needed. And no, the Obamacare exchanges are not available to illegals.