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Journal Journal: Pray for my recovery.

This motherfucking pneumonia is kicking the God-damned shit out of my fat ass.

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

Praise Jesus. Kill all Muslims.

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Journal Journal: Got a first post today.

I just happened to be browsing Slashdot when a new story popped up. Lucky me.

I (and my alter ego) only go for first posts when the opportunity presents itself. I don't constantly reload the front page, looking for a new story to get a first post. I only go for first post when I just happen to stumble onto a new story on the front page. This actually happens quite often, but by the time I get to the comments I realize the story has been there a minute or two but the front page hasn't been updated yet. I just felt like sharing that for some reason.

Anyway, remember to kill any Muslims you see. It's either them or you, and for your sake it better be them! Praise Jesus.

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Journal Journal: LOL

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Highest monthly page views 41 in January 2005
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