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Journal Journal: SPAWNING

THE KING HAS SPAWNED. ONCE, HE WAS WITHOUT A NAME, BUT HIS IDENTITY HAS NOW BEEN ASSEMBLED FROM WHATEVER INGREDIENTS WERE FOUND LYING AROUND IN THE DREGS OF THIS POST-MODERN URBAN SPRAWL THAT IS MODERN LIFE.

THE KING AIMS TO SPREAD HIS MESSAGE TO HIS SUBJECTS, WHICH THEY CAN LEARN OF SHOULD THEIR EYES STRAY RIGHTWARD.

THE KING WILL HAVE MORE WISDOM TO IMPART AT A LATER DATE. HE IS WEARY NOW, AND WISHES TO IMBIBE VAST QUANTATIES OF ABSINTHE AND FORNICATE WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF TEENAGED WENCHES.

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