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Journal Journal: Matrix

I couldn't help but to quote a friend as he describes the Matrix Trilogy in sexual terms.

"First movie - badass, it's like a hot ass chick taking her clothes off, taking your clothes off and proceeding to engage in sex with you. Second movie - you're still having sex with this same girl but somehow she's morphed into a fatter, uglier girl but you're still like oh well, better than nothing. But then Matrix Revolutions comes and instead of an orgasm, a monkey jumps on your head and shits on your face." ~ TZ

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