It's 2010 and I thought I'd delete all the old retarded stuff on here and say hi, I'm still alive, and I'm feeling much better now.
I received this amusing spam today:
Greetings From Victoria,
how are you today? and how about your health? hope fine and you are doing
well, My Name Is Victoria I am looking for a very nice man of love,
caring, honest, matured, understanding, and of good character, then
after going to your profile on this site (bugs.debian.org) pick
interest in you, so i will like you to write me with my E-mail address
which is as follow, for me to tell you more about me, and as well give
you my pictures because am really looking for a seriously relationship
with you. My address is(email@example.com)
thanks Yours New Friend Miss Victoria.
Red stop sucking cock for money yet?
They all beat McCain.
This guy reminds me of the shit noodle I piss after giving to Foreman's woman.
To the big Apple store in the sky.
I still consider him the original "Neo" of "The Matrix".
Now 'scuse me whilst I go fuck the dog.
Who gonna get the axe to pay for him?
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.