These guys sure are finding their way into a lot of accounts!
I mean if I can go into the little girls room[...]
The only reason you should be going into the ladies' room is if you are female by sex or identity. One assumes you are biologically male, so then we have to assume you've dealt with gender identity dysphoria and maybe are seeing a doctor or therapist.
If you're walking up to the door with a camera crew in tow or a chip on your shoulder, then you might just be a misguided attention whore.
I deliberately chose to pay via PayPal, because I knew they have a good dispute process[...]
Hahahahahahahaaaaa! I'm glad they've been good to you, but they refused to refund me when I purchased a used Galaxy Note 3 with "clean IMEI". Phone worked fine for about a month then stopped. Turns out someone got it from TMobile on installment and walked away from the payments (presumably got it using fraudulent paperwork/payment then sold it to a "refurbisher" to launder it).
Here's the rub - CheckMend NEVER showed the fraud hold, even AFTER it was turned off. TMobile was happy to tell me why the phone was deactivated but eBay and PayPal bounced me back and forth and eventually said I'd waited too long to report it. Well duh, the fraud didn't manifest immediately. In the end I picked up a new IMEI and I'm good now, though I won't be recommending eBay or PayPal to anyone anytime soon.
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!