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Journal FortKnox's Journal: Vegetarian/Vegan Terrorism 29

Save Toby.

He's a cute bunny, rescued from the cold, nursed back to health... and I'm going to EAT HIM unless you pay me $50 large.

The sad thing? He's already raised ~$13k.

I'm going to the pound for a basket full of kittens.....
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Vegetarian/Vegan Terrorism

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  • It's a slow news day - why not see if you can get one of the editors to take this as a story?
  • ...are there that many good kiten recipies out there? Seems like they'd be all bones and fur...
  • How about some puppies instead? ;-)
  • So goes stupid people and their money.

    Ultimately, that is ALL of our fates - something is going to eat us.

    Even if you are cremated, some plant will eat your carbon dioxide and water.

    Had that bunny been born in the wild, its fate would have been to be eaten by a fox, or coyote, or worms. It wouldn't have been dispatched as quickly as a human would - possibly the feast would have begun while the rabit was still alive.

  • I don't want to know what you'll be doing to kill a whole basket of kittens.
    • I don't want to know what you'll be doing to kill a whole basket of kittens.

      He must have gotten the new Victoria's Secret catalog in the mail.

      Fap, Fap, Grrr, Stampa, Stampa

      Oh kitty, we hardly knew ye
    • I don't want to know what you'll be doing to kill a whole basket of kittens.

      Or how he'll prepare them afterwards....marinade overnight or boil then pan-crisp? He's still talking about eating right? If its anything else well thats just weird :p

    • I imagine a .22 would work fine 10 cents per kitten, can't get much cheaper than that.... and maybe if you line them up you can kill two kittens with one bullet.
  • Thank instapundit for a run on kittens, puppies, and blenders.
  • Then the RIAA will take it all away from him in a lawsuit on behalf of Tears for Fears.
  • Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't this a variation of the virtual panhandler trend from last year which started with []?

    Reminds me of a story my grandmother once told me...she grew up on a farm in the boonies of NC. Had piggies on the farm, one of which she raised from pigglethood up to great swinedom. She really loved that piggie, gave it a name and everything...until one day it was time for bacon. The story would be perfect if it ended with her doing the slaughtering, but I'm pretty
  • [voice="Buzz Lightyear"]Why can't he leave innocent kittens out of his nefarious plans?![/voice]
  • Would this be considered veg*n terrorism? It seems more extortionary than anything. Pay me or I'll eat something cute!

    What pisses me off is that people do this kind of stuff just to rile veg*ns, like the infamous bunny eating that went on over at LJ last year (can't find a link...too many people have bunny/rabbit in their journals and I'm lazy). Not to say that the veg*ns aren't any different, just look at the crazy shit that PETA does, I support the cause but they've smoked way too much crack for my li