No Billy, I got them playing chess.
So you bitchslapped that dude with a stale mate?
No Billy, I just told him if he sacrificed his queen, I'd get my gat and blow all his shit up and get it on with his old lady. I think that pissed him off, cause we were brawlin old skool style.
Grandpa! I didn't know you were a GANSTAH chess player!