The 'new' computer had 6 reported viruses:
Don't bother. Symmantic doesn't have any info on them.... neither does Grisoft (AVG people)...
The only clue was when I attempted to shut down, 2 people were connected to my computer (at least the shutdown said that). I couldn't load up anything to check for who it was, so I hit the power button, instead of shutting down, did the 'last ditch effort' to load up my machine with the 'last successful config' and everything worked peachy... so peachy in fact, I'm quite scared. I installed the latest virus definition update, rescanned everything... nothing found.
No idea what happened. A prank? I'm sitting behind a router, firewall, and antivirus... pretty sophisticated prank.
Any clue at all??