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Poo news (not Whinnie the)

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  • That is why I keep my toothbrush covered. I don't want any poo particulates on my brush.
    • oh my god! I was just thinking about you yesterday! I miss your JE's but its good to see you alive.

      Also- that's why I keep the toilet seat down while flushing- you would be shocked and amazed at how much toilets "spit up".
      • No doubt.

        Although I wasn't thinking about Mr TTR....heh.

        Anyway, good to hear you are alive, TTR. Now, where the fzck ya been?
      • how much toilets "spit up".

        Well those are called "Buh-dayes", or if you want to be cultured and spell it correctly, bidets. [] They even come in varieties that have pulsing and oscilating action!

        First time I saw one, I must have been 10-13 years old. So I cranked on the lever and it shot straight up and hit the ceiling!

        • as funny as that is, I'm talking about The brainchild of Thomas Crapper (ohmiGAWD what a name!) himself! Especially industrial toilets, like public toilets... those bastards get you wet- standing a good 3 feet away!
          • Man I wish I had one of those at home, instead of these stupid stripped down 1.5gal tanks. Oh if I were only Canadian! Then I could have a full 3 gallons of power to usher away my donation to the sanitation department.

  • Remember, folks... smelling something is when tiny particles of the substance travels up and stimulates the nerves in your nose.... ewwwwwwwwww.... ;-)

    So, uhm, exactly how does this work when sniffing bethanie's panties? ;)


  • Hopefully nothing like this will ever happen in my hometown []...
  • Quit eating your boogers and you won't have to worry anymore...

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley