I've even seen a fellow
That's wrong on so many levels!
"Why am I doing this?"
"When you can balance a tackhammer on your head, you can head up a balanced attack!"
"OK, and why am I wear watermellon on my feet?"
"I don't remember telling you to do that..."
Hehehe... if you haven't seen it, its a great flick, and its also great for the kids, Lilac! They don't even swear in the movie...