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Journal FortKnox's Journal: My favorite line to use... 11

I have a line I love to use, but find very few opportunities to use it:

You can't polish a turd

I have an application that I maintain. I was brought into my current project to make said application 'stable.' It was written by a moron and designed by a cobol programmer who didn't know the limitations of a web applications. Promises were made and it was a steaming pile of crap.
Anyone asks me about said application??

"What can I say... you can't polish a turd."

Try and use it in the office sometime today. Very rarely will the opportunity arise to use it, but its usually well worth it :D
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I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.

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