Only in Trump's American can a naked Playboy emerge from the ashes of clothed boringness! We're going to make America undraped again!
So does that mean I can finally buy a Playboy without the store burning down or having a pet wander 5 miles away from home?*
WOOHOO! The curse is lifted! Brazzers here I cum!
*Yes. These things actually happened to me. I met the woman who later burned the shop down that night intentionally. Then the other time my dog (a mini pom) wandered 5 miles away from the house and was found by a farmer we knew. Both times were right after I got a Playboy.