Sometimes small otters wish they could be me.
And sometimes, just sometimes, a GOSLING is present!
Today I have given birth to three-dozen small hares!
there's a squirrel in our ceiling. it's riding a bicycle. the bicycle has a baseball card in the spokes. i know this because our accountant told me so.
Well now! I remembered my user name on slashdot today. It's sad when i forget it. That makes me an unhappy panda.
I have disposed of well over 5 liters of mountain dew, as well as a significant literage of other caffeinated beverages within the last couple of days. i find this fact both disturbing, and provocative of mirth.
Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!
Today is a day of great triumph! I have achieved victory over the giant woodchuck named Tim who had up until now capitalized on my EVERY MISFORTUNE!
I made some code today. Then i made some more. Now I'm all worn out and will take a KNAP.
I leapt to and fro and constructed several structures out of bamboo.
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth. -- Nero Wolfe