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The Gimp

Journal Journal: Small otters

Sometimes i wish i could be a small otter.

Sometimes small otters wish they could be me.

And sometimes, just sometimes, a GOSLING is present!
It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: steel veins and a yak in kenya

there's a squirrel in our ceiling. it's riding a bicycle. the bicycle has a baseball card in the spokes. i know this because our accountant told me so.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Gerbils and Me

Well now! I remembered my user name on slashdot today. It's sad when i forget it. That makes me an unhappy panda.

I have disposed of well over 5 liters of mountain dew, as well as a significant literage of other caffeinated beverages within the last couple of days. i find this fact both disturbing, and provocative of mirth.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Yes!

Hi folks! Great news! The length of my toenail has been SEVERED to a size less becoming of a FULLY MATURE turtledove!

User Journal

Journal Journal: Boy oh boy!

Today is a day of great triumph! I have achieved victory over the giant woodchuck named Tim who had up until now capitalized on my EVERY MISFORTUNE!



Journal Journal: I made code.

I made some code today. Then i made some more. Now I'm all worn out and will take a KNAP.

User Journal

Journal Journal: Today I leapt.

I leapt to and fro and constructed several structures out of bamboo.

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