I went with my younger brother and friend to C J Barrymore's for a few hours. We enjoyed playing miniature golf and a few other silly time-wasting activities.
At one point we went on the bumper boats when noone else was there, though they were clearly made for smaller people. I was squirted with water nearly continuously, and some went in my ear.
That was Sunday. On Monday my ear was swollen. The water seems to have punctured my ear a little, it bled and then scabbed. Now i'm taking cortizone to keep it from hurting and and antibiotic just in case.
I feel like such an old man. Not just for being taken down by a squirt gun, as much as feeling the need to relate this useless story.