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Journal Journal: Like Owen Wilson in Armageddon 7

So the Fuckhead Of The United States is having literally the worst first month of a presidential term and his big idea is a 2020 campaign rally in fucking Florida this weekend?

Oughtta just nuke the whole country, it's the only way to be sure at this point. Fucking Yanks.

Comment Re:hehe (Score 1) 6

Nice missing of the point there, again. I never said there wasn't a tantrum. I said you missed the point of the tantrum. Those three kids sure ain't sharpening your wits.

Comment Re:hehe (Score 1) 6

Are you forgetting or ignoring the fact that Congress has held up a Lame Duck's Supreme Court pick before?


So. Are you being dishonest or stupid?

Just too subtle for you apparently. I'm making fun of you for mischaracterizing Democrat anger. It has nothing to do with with his earlier confirmation. But that stops you from scoring an easy point, doesn't it?

BTW, good on you for doubling down on false equivalence. If you think Chuck Schumer's words are in any way comparable to, say, Orrin Hatch's, you're dumber than I thought.

Comment Re:Multicore for spreadsheets..? (Score 1) 224

I could tell you a story that would make you weep, but in the interest of brevity let's just say that sometimes you are Igor and you just do what Dr. Frankenstein says.

Nah man, dish up. Slashdot could use a good old-fashioned horror story from the trenches. Used to be common around here back in the day.

Comment hehe (Score 1) 6

Handily missing from this JE is any mention of Merrick Garland. But then your false equivalence wouldn't work, would it?

Comment Re:meh (Score 1) 22

that simply running Trump out of town won't help.

Well, no. But that's not the usefulness of protests.

The only hope left for the country at this point is to break it into two (or more) new countries. It needs to happen sooner than later.

No thanks. We already have one nuclear superpower that's got the economy and government of a third world country. Don't need more, need less.

Comment Re:Meaningless (Score 0, Redundant) 745

Those of us that grew up under the constant pressure of instant annihilation from nuclear attack just don't get worked up over climate change that much.

Sez you. I'd much rather have gone out in the 80s with a 45 minute warning and instant annihilation than deal with the decades of increasing shit that global warming's gonna deliver.

For those who still really don't get it: Imagine the Syria refugee crisis, only repeat it every few years with larger and larger numbers. No thanks.

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