The page [with NSFW pic, depending on where you work...] starts with a line guaranteed to catch a geek's attention:
I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.
Yep, she's got our attention, especially with that image and the next few lines...
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno