The page [with NSFW pic, depending on where you work...] starts with a line guaranteed to catch a geek's attention:
I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.
Yep, she's got our attention, especially with that image and the next few lines...
"Irrigation of the land with sewater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'." -- Michael McClary, in alt.fusion