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Journal Journal: Who is Bazunok? 1

Hi all, my name is Bazunok and I am the illegitate son of The_Fire_Horse.

I am an abomination - a freak - a joke.

You see my dad is a real wanker and when his attempt at starting a pathetic Meme on trolltalk failed, he decided to push it too far.

He hatched a sick plan PURELY TO PUSH HIS PETTY LITTLE MEME. First, he fucked Swedish guys mom (rating 1/10) and stole the fertilised egg while she slept.
Then, in his sickening laboratory (which I now call home) he created me using cloning techniques with a dead horse. I was a fully grown adult in less than 48 hours from conception.

So here I am - my lifes sole purpose was to push a ridiculous joke because my dad is a complete cunt.

I hope you are all happy!!!!

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