Today's xkcd is a limerick about slashdot:
I used to find slashdot delightful,
But my feelings of late are more spiteful;
My comments sarcastic
Keep modding to plus five (insightful)
But you really ought to go see it in all its stick figure goodness.
In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll