This story looked like a good place to post this:
My nuts are smelly. Why are my nuts so smelly? I take them out every day to try and air them out, but they're still smelly. They smell like rancid smegma. They sweat a lot, too. Is there anything I can do to correct this? I don't like having smelly nuts.
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