LSD isn't nearly strong enough.
Ha. It's plenty strong, you just need to eat more.
I had to look up what "extra credit" meant (here). I (British) haven't heard of it before.
It's simple. The easiest way to earn extra credit is to attend extra private "office-hours" with the professor. The second easiest to earn it is with sexual favors.
statistics, 825% of them are made up on the spot.
hmm. How's that work?
"In our opinion," the authors of the study conclude, "the success of BitTorrent lies in the availability of popular content which is typically protected by copyright law, and people who take the risk of publishing that content do it because they receive an economic benefit. If in the future these users lose their incentive, either because of a decrease in advertising income or due to having to pay very expensive fines, BitTorrent would very likely cease to offer this content, which would make people stop using the application on a massive scale."
In our opinion
I'm thinkin' of something that tastes like sodium and tomato juice, with faint hints of onion and vinegar.
bet you thought I was gonna say "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss", didn't you?
Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth "One, two, five." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail