FSM scandal : First person to be touched is me!

anilg writes: "In a scandal that looks to blow FSMism apart and test the faith of pastafarians all over the world, reports have emerged of the first person to be touched by FSM was actually NOT! [1] contains irrefutale and concrete evidence in this regard. Also the first pastafarian to ACTUALLY have been touched is reported to be on a wild ego posting frenzy, which is excusable, as pirates have long been known to possess this habit.

[1] http://anilg.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/i-have-been- touched-by-his-noodly-appendage/"