One girl and three guys.
First (let's call him Chandler) once was secretly in love with the girl. Second (e.g. Ross) almost in love right now. And the third (e.g. Joey) is a newcomer.
After supper Ross has to leave the company. The girl gets strongly attracted to Joey after he says few compliments when she felt rather miserable. Probably due to alcohol, lack of sex and male attention, approaching thirtieth anniversary or another unknown reason, we'll never know.
Ross gets very upset
Good luck there
Active MUDs still exist. WoW is replacement for MUDs not for MUSHes.
Right until they begin to share it. And there comes "the horror"
Obviously it is not possible to express emotions in writing
Wait a minute. Isn't this the code that documents itself?
Just do what you want and have fun
How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb? It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.