While browsing the web, in an effort to not do schoolwork, I found a funny kerneltrap.org post about the humorous results a person asking Linux kernel hackers what was the most obfuscated part of the Linux kernel. I was intrigued by one post, in particular.
[root@morgoth:/usr/src/linux]# egrep -ir "( fuck)|( shit)" *
Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time. -- D. Gries