Seriously? These sound like next generation Valley Girl names, not self-respecting geek prefixes.

When using prefixes that end in 'a' or 'o', I feel macho. Megabyes! Teraflops! Yottapwnage! Yeah, baby!

From my cold, dead hands, Apple.

BTW, who thought of the cutsey name "Apple" anyway? Nice name. Pfft.

Scrum is a project management methodology. The role of Scrum Master is a lightweight project management role.

Would you make your best developer your project manager? Hopefully not, unless that person was even more valuable to the company as a project manager.

Choose your Scrum Master using the same criteria as you would a project manager, and leave your best developers developing if that is where they are most valuable to the company.

The logical conclusion of this is that, in the future, all men will one day look like hot women. I therefore recommend heavy investment in X-ray glasses research. Please nudge your local decider-of-these-things. In the meantime, we should encourage fashionistas to continue to deem that tight pants are IN.

Yeah - we are not loners, dammit. We work in TEAMS of male geeks. WTB hawt ladies...