Don't complain about lack of options.
It's the right of every man (and woman) to complain about lack of options.
And also about the prohibition of complains. And the prohibition of prohibition of complains.
Ans also from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
No, it cannot play Crysis.
and I'd also add that you cannot use it to update your tweets as well."
In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks) are to be treated as variables.