It's just that I don't understand how anyone under 70 can listen to PHC and not want to drive into oncoming traffic.
It sounds like you aren't getting enough Catchup. Catchup contains natural mellowing agents that keep you from making irrational driving decisions and enjoy the small things in life.
When they say "Carbon" they're actually referring to "Carbon Dioxide"
Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games -- but not with pleasure. -- Leo Rosten