It's just that I don't understand how anyone under 70 can listen to PHC and not want to drive into oncoming traffic.
It sounds like you aren't getting enough Catchup. Catchup contains natural mellowing agents that keep you from making irrational driving decisions and enjoy the small things in life.
When they say "Carbon" they're actually referring to "Carbon Dioxide"
... they'll take that knowledge back to train their gang and will use it against the local civilian population
That would be terrible if they started using integrals and cell osmosis against the locals! We must put an end to this education at once!
"Gort, klaatu nikto barada." -- The Day the Earth Stood Still