But the others, I feel bad for them
I don't. Those of us who've been around for a while remember when the current batch of editors came onboard, and compared to the original crew they're useless; about as effective at editing as patent examiners are at examining patents.
I used to have most of them filtered out, but unfortunately if I kept those filters Slashdot would be (more) content-free.
So, fuck 'em. And fuck beta, of course.