Let me save the rest of you a bunch of time.
"Nothing compares to my Model M..."
"I spent 300 dollars on my Cherry and it is still worth every penny..."
Ad naseum, ad infinitum.
btw: I miss my PS/2 selectric touch keyboard.
I always thought that a neat idea for an episode would have been them running into an abandoned Voyager from a different timeline in which the ship itself had been assimilated by the borg injecting nanites into the gel packs.