"Are you from the Department of Upperclass Hooligans?" "D.U.H.!"

Personally, I'd get her some Agatha Christie novels to keep the little grey cells active.

[ : ) ] --- One more smiley Mac for the Road

Thank you, June. Now go fix Wally and the Beaver their dinner.

If there is news I really need to know the government will make sure I am fully informed...at my trial.

One time I saw across the street a mysterious green van with red flowers and lettering on it. I didn't think much about it until I checked my network and saw one connection labeled "THOSE_MEDDLING_KIDS"

And Billy has more hope he'll get to go to one more ball game with his father...Priceless.

Jack Daniels not included.

You forgot Medical Device #3 which can run Doom.

No, you'll put your eye out, kid."

Because maybe they are the ones we're going to sell it to? *shrug*

Great! Now I don't have to pick my dog up, break it in half, and shake.

They're not destroying the Earth. They're just Genetically Engineering with Extreme Prejudice.

So, I'm an independent artist whose music was sampled on a Top 10 hit. I go to PayPal and the police and say, "Hey, here is my song and my copyright. Stop these people from selling my property." You know what the answer is going to be? "Sorry, sir. That's a civil matter, move along."

What's the difference between this and what happened during the 1960's when people wanted to see Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. speak and were turned away?