one a billion chance, given TSA's record to date. You are much more likely to have a personal possession stolen from your luggage or cash from your wallet in the tray or lose a testicle when they squeeze too hard in their excitement.
it's a one-time effort, and the samples will not be kept.
Bullshit. They are lying, you can see their lips moving.
Some people have a laptop asshole and some have one on the bottom.
Thus the desire to get to the bottom of things.
mail me the 1000 bucks for a new laptop asshole
Your laptop has an asshole?
What's wrong with it?
have some interest in (a) efficiency and (b) customer service.
Name one US airline that even closely approximates this gift of unicorns farting rainbows.
"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse