If I were an investor, I would invest in something that sounds more likely to make money, you know, like perpetual motion machines and cold fusion...
"Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
No but it weighs the same as a duck.
So it's made of wood. And therefore? It's a witch!!!
How is a KFC reference geeky? Unless you're talking about Brooks Wackerman when he plays with Tenacious D.
Spaceballs. How young are you?
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley