Larry Boucher intended SCSI to be an acronym all along. Pronounced "sexy." That didn't quite happen. I still think you're sexy, Larry.
Is State Farm his insurance company, or the other guy's?
This story puts me in the uncomfortable position of having to decide if I hate Ticketmaster more or scalpers more. I'll have to get back to you on that.
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp