Does this mean I should cancel my Prius order and go for an Escalade instead?
$ ping facebook.com
PING facebook.com (18.104.22.168): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 22.214.171.124: icmp_seq=0 ttl=87 time=59.217 ms
64 bytes from 126.96.36.199: icmp_seq=1 ttl=87 time=58.550 ms
64 bytes from 188.8.131.52: icmp_seq=2 ttl=87 time=58.887 ms
--- facebook.com ping statistics ---
Use high fructose corn syrup in the roach motels instead of glucose. I'm surprised they don't do this already, since they use it in everything else.
Aspirin is actually used as the generic name in the US (and Canada?) from what I understand. It's certainly easier to read and remember, but doesn't say anything about the structure of the molecule.
Neither does acetylsalicylic acid. The IUPAC name is needed for that, which is 2-acetoxybenzoic acid.
Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker.