A place with no advertisements, no light pollution, and few cars sounds good to me.
I think what the AC is really looking for is Sark.
Takh bakh o takh bekh? (Apologies to those who actually do know Klingon...)
How do we feel about NSA spyware in all of our infrastructure?
ummm.... NOT GOOD
Basic is a high level languish. APL is a high level anguish.