A place with no advertisements, no light pollution, and few cars sounds good to me.
I think what the AC is really looking for is Sark.
Takh bakh o takh bekh? (Apologies to those who actually do know Klingon...)
How do we feel about NSA spyware in all of our infrastructure?
ummm.... NOT GOOD
"Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!" -- Looney Tunes, "What's Opera Doc?" (1957, Chuck Jones)