Hannah Montana. Famous for causing many people to wish they suffered from long-term amnesia.

I hope he doesn't take my slashdot karma points.

Perhaps they should run McAfee to prevent this trojan? Then again, perhaps they don't want their defense systems to run slower than a snail that has taken an elephant tranquilizer.

They will have to get used to remote handling of BSOD. They will need to have humans local to the actual machines to press the reset button when a BSOD occurs. A new breakthrough will then be announced called "proximity computing" whereby they will move the computers near those using them to avoid the extra employees who were hired to press the reset button. Buy shares in companies that are used to move the computers backwards and forwards each time the management reverses their previous "breakthrough".

It doesn't surprise me that Verizon would forge something. It doesn't surprise me that Microsoft would participate in forgery.

He did it: CNN article