It's a heck of a lot easier to shout non-unique names to identify someone though in most situations... I mean, I'm pretty sure no one wants to have to yell at their kid "76995cdc-9825-4b13-b66a-a60b26b6cc41! Stop drawing on the wall!"
"Is it the government's position that when the country is engaged in a war, that the power of the executive when it comes to wiretapping is unchecked?" asked 83-year-old Judge Harry Pregerson, one of the court's staunchest liberals, of a Bush administration lawyer. "The king can do no wrong, is that what it comes down to?"
"Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol..." -- Crazy Nigel